Me (to Husband): "I'm gonna take one of those Harry & David pears and slice it really thin. Then I'm gonna fry some bacon. Then I'm gonna toast some wheat bread with that Jarlsberg cheese dip on it and put it all together and make one hell of a sandwich. Would you like one, dear?" Husband: "Are you pregnant?"
Behold, The Stork...
Something about Harry & David pears makes me think of strange and wonderful sandwiches. Last year... Pear & Brie Panini. This year... The Stork!