Have you ever stolen anything?
Candy from Bessie's Milk Jug in Gulfport. (The guilt overwhelmed me. I confessed...to my father. He, of course, made me go pay and apologize. Bessie, the cow on top of the building, always seemed to be looking at me disapprovingly after that.)
Money from my father's wallet. Money from the coin jar.
On my 18th birthday, I ordered a coffee with Bailey's in some Italian restaurant inside Jax Brewery in New Orleans. I took the coffee cup with me. I still have it. I still love it.
That's all I can remember, anyways.