Tell a story in six words

Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used." 

Write your own six word story and post it in the comments, if you're in the mood. Caterina is still working on hers, which contains the word "Leave" so far. (You can leave your story in her comments too - she's much more popular than me since she invented Flickr and all, so your story might have much more exposure there. I won't hold it against you. I promise. I want you all to succeed. Really. Just remember me.)

Here's mine:

Cow died. STOP
Come home. STOP

I'm praying to the literary gods that it's not my personal best, but some days you just don't know. ;)

Comments

[Becky]

I did it there and here:

She refused to sign the prenup.

[Ray]

Cool idea. Here's one:

Stop calling. She's finally over you.

[Ray]

Or my personal favourite:

Zombies at door. Out of bullets.

[Zack]

Nice. Here's my five cents worth, and I'll post with you, OK?:
Don't call me. I'll call you.
Everybody said: Don't cross the tracks.
Don't walk across the frozen lake
Don't you eat the yellow snow (hommage á Frank Zappa)