Modern Drunkard, the magazine with the slogan, "Standing up for your right to get falling down drunk since 1996," published the best editorial disclaimer of the year, according to Peter Carlson of The Washington Post:
Views expressed in this magazine do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the Modern Drunkard staff or publisher. In fact, I would like to take this opportunity to deny everything. Your honor, I was never even near the place and what's more, those are not my trousers and those are most assuredly not my friends. They are merely a drunken and surly gang of hitchhikers I made the terrible, terrible mistake of giving a lift. I promise to be good. Really. I swear.