Lani started it. Then I went for a walk and the meme stuck in my head. (Maybe it's the heat, who knows?) Regardless, here's my 20 things.
20. Mean people
19. Why I cannot have one bite of chocolate
18. Why I really dislike the word meme
17. Pickled beets
16. Why we tip some people or professions but not others. And how it was decided wait staff would be paid less and tipped - but not secretaries or customer service reps or any other service position.
15. Why some hair is good - and some bad (Women are encouraged to shave their legs, but not their arms. It's all body hair!)
14. William Burroughs
13. Michael Bolton
12. People who will not eat diced tomatoes but who will eat ketchup or tomoto sauce or spaghetti sauce, etc.
11. Why microwave popcorn has more fat and calories before it's popped than after. Where does it go? In the vent?
10. Danielle Steele
9. Thong underwear
8. Caffeine-free diet drinks (chemical water, anyone?)
7. People who don't like to read
6. How a summer seemed like an eternity at five, but at 35 a summer can seem like a week
5. Those little flags everyone likes to hang in their yards
4. Double cheeseburger loaded with everything - and a Diet Coke, please
2. People who don't like animals
1. My fascination with reading and writing lists.