But I still love it. The Peter Petrie Egg Separator separates the whites from the yolks. Simply crack your egg into the head and tilt it forward. Your whites drip from Peter's nose. Made of natural stoneware. Dishwasher safe.
And if this one is just too tasteful for you, there's always Booger Boy Boris.
If you just can't do gross, but you like the concept, there's a moose head egg separator here.